Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.

Smart-ass chuckles.

The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.

a type of currency in coin form

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.