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Someone who insults you and then gives you affection immediately after, so they don’t get slapped.
by Whorehey Jones June 29, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.
Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!
by kdawg September 27, 2003
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a type of currency in coin form
I was putting on my shoes this morning and I found a schmuckle in my right shoe. Liliya!
by Liliya Spivak February 24, 2008
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