What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.
Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!
by Lalton August 25, 2011
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A Bowl packed with lots of tobacco at the bottom and a generous layer of marijuana on top, smoked out of a bong. The heady a Schmop provides is mind boggling
yo Jerry, Watch me rip this fat schmop!
by jcmokurley22 March 04, 2018
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A dripping or damp appendage used to scrape garbage from the wings of she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage for fruit in the deep caverns of the planet Uranaus.
My schmop is dripping with schmegma now that we have furiosly scrubbed out the crevices from the wings of the she-devil squirrel-hounds that forage on the fruit of Uranus.
by Dr. Phuckalatpuss December 13, 2007
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to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female
Bro 1 - Im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on
Bro 2 - sweet man her boomdaddies are huge
by gin078 May 20, 2009
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the act of receiving a blow job
Guy 1 - Dude, shes gonna schmop on my domepiece tonight.
Guy 2 - Sweet.
by gin078 May 20, 2009
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