Urban Dictionary: Schmootz

English misspelling of the German word "Schmutz"(pronounced "schmootz") meaning dirt.

by Kitty-tin March 19, 2009

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003

The stagnant film or vegetation on top of the water in a lake or pond. A nusance to fisherman.

Fishing the cove was annoying, I was constantly cleaning the schmootz off of my lure.

by Greg Jerdan February 21, 2007

The seamen that back flow from a woman,s Vagina or anus after sex

After little Jimmy had his way with his older sisters anus , She had a gallon of Schmootz squirt out of her Ass Hole.

by bobfri September 30, 2012

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 08, 2008

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017