It is the residue left over when you don't wipe the nut of your girlfriend's boobs.
Yo I heard Toomp found some Schmoob on his girl.
by TOomp March 11, 2021
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The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.
I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.
by Light a bong with a laser April 08, 2017
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a term used to describe someone in an affectionate way...whether the person has been silly or is very dear to you. Schmoob is also known as (sweetheart).
Ahh bless you're such a schmoob
by *-* July 21, 2005
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Tiny man boobs that typically jiggle when you come into contact with them. Usually men can lactate out of them.
James got schmoobs.
by Bennett Dover October 23, 2019
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When Someone or something is physically or mentally clumsy or silly
Mike was real schmoob when he fell yesterday
by Schmoob March 22, 2015
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