When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.
by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019
To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.
Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?
Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.
Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.
Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
by SwaggyBopBop March 09, 2021
by goatminam January 28, 2021
John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties
by nigalert February 18, 2014
by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017