Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
by sovietgoblin November 03, 2020
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A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela
Girl- omg did you see that schmitty video the other day?
Me- yeah she’s so fake
by TakeALook October 26, 2019
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another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️
“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”
by livvinlife February 07, 2019
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falling down the stairs while being intoxicated and wetting ones pants
the next morning saras pants were all wet from her smittie the night before
by tink July 19, 2004
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the name of any 3 foot long maglight
wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.
by Pyroteknix1224 December 29, 2007
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A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.
Look at all these Schmittys. Every beer is still half-full. And now we're out of beer.
by St. Tee February 04, 2010
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A guy who has a thing for his older sister
Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!
by PoopMamba69 February 27, 2016
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