Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.
Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty
by sovietgoblin November 03, 2020
A girl YouTuber who thinks the earth is flat, there’s no such thing as gravity, that pewdiepie punched her, that you can overdose on tic tacs and that Morgan Freeman in Nelson Mandela
by TakeALook October 26, 2019
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by tink July 19, 2004
wow. schmitty here gives off a good amount of light and if someone tries to mess with me, i can beat them over the head with schmitty.
by Pyroteknix1224 December 29, 2007
A lame move to intentionally waste alcohol. In an attempt to look cool someone pretends to drink more than they did by opening beer after beer without finishing the first one.
by St. Tee February 04, 2010
by PoopMamba69 February 27, 2016