Urban Dictionary: Schmelon

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schmelon is a fantastic word used to describe someone who is simply being an idiot

Boy1: how did you loose that girl bro
Boy2: I don’t even know dude
Boy1: your such a schmelon

May 18 Word of the Day

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 03, 2012