schmeg

The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.

The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful

by The Rod April 29, 2003

After her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.

by RichyDee March 3, 2003

by PunkyBrew September 25, 2004

Schmeg Pepper

" I really liked his big, juicy schmeg pepper!"
Tony pulled down his pants to reveal a huge, throbbing schmeg pepper!"

by Polly Doolally March 17, 2009

When Schmegma is scraped from the penis and packed into a little muffin.

Last night Meg craved desert after I supplied her some Man Relish so I gratified her palate a treat of schmeg muffin.

by shawnsnuts July 28, 2006

by Chips69 October 21, 2021

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020