Pronunciation: sh-mall-mack
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.
"I'm so ashamed."
"Why?"
"I accidentally ran over a schmalmacke ;(."
by the 3rd angel January 24, 2016
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