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when you high/drunk or even sober, you lean wayyyyyy back in ya chair you just all chill
person 1: Bro are you about to fall asleep?
Schlumpt mf: nah fam just Schlumpt af
by suh bih April 18, 2016
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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To pass out and take a disgustingly sweaty nap/ rest.
Friend: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
An Intellectual: I fucking schlumpt all day.
by Heat Mieser February 15, 2018
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