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Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.
Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger
by Snipedog22 May 27, 2015
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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