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An incredibly neat pussy, one that is of Polish descent. It is very tasty and appealing to all of the male species.
Wow, Alicja's got a schludny!!! Her lips are symetrical and in trim!
by stefanarak April 11, 2011
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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A word whose literal meaning is 'neat', it is commonly used to describe a Polish girl with a beautiful and neat vagina that is in absence of disgustingly huge beef curtains.
Holy mackerel, Alicja has an INCREDIBLE Schludny!!
by PolishLoverGuy April 26, 2011
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