When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!
When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....
by Louis Trombone May 04, 2007
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Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.
"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."
by Jpt100 August 17, 2008
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