To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
by googoobear August 17, 2008
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When a person is about to get some spicy head from a girl
My nigga jasen this bitch is gonna schlop
by Chris the puss crusher March 07, 2017
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The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.
Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"
by Nerd. December 04, 2007
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the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy
That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.
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When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.
"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"
by schlopmeister July 10, 2008
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When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.
by Schlopper May 28, 2021
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to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.
Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.
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