by Chris the puss crusher March 07, 2017
The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.
Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"
by Nerd. December 04, 2007
When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.
by schlopmeister July 10, 2008
to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.
by Poop Face McGee and the Poopettes March 28, 2004
A new age dance move, most commonly characterized with autismic movements. To perform this dance, you grab your left leg and pull it behind you like you are stretching your quad. While still holding your left leg in a quad stretch position, you jump twice on your right leg and then give your right knee a good, hearty smack.
(This dance is popular among those who row.)
(This dance is popular among those who row.)
" Hey Tarzan!"
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*
by Ti-84 Plus April 08, 2019
by Mike Asdasd February 20, 2008
To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
by googoobear August 17, 2008