Jul 28 Word of the Day
to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy
That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.
by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017
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The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.
Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"
by Nerd. December 04, 2007
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When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.
by Schlopper May 28, 2021
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When an extremely large penis swings at speed and hits your significant other on the cheek, making a hollow, schloppy noise.
"Dude, I schlopped her so hard, her head turned like a corkscrew!"
by schlopmeister July 10, 2008
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A new age dance move, most commonly characterized with autismic movements. To perform this dance, you grab your left leg and pull it behind you like you are stretching your quad. While still holding your left leg in a quad stretch position, you jump twice on your right leg and then give your right knee a good, hearty smack.

(This dance is popular among those who row.)
" Hey Tarzan!"
-"We just came first in our regatta race!
*proceeds to viciously hit the schlop as a demonstration of a hard earned victory.*
by Ti-84 Plus April 08, 2019
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