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A Person Who Is Annoying & Tries To Act Cool & Thinks They Are Everyones Friend. This Person Is Also Oblivious To The Fact That Everyone Hates Them.
SchloonBug:Hey Man Whats Up, What You Do This Weekend?
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin Schloonbug.
by Z&J November 01, 2004
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A person who acts as if they are cool and funny but is really a faggot at heart.
SchloonBug: Hey Why Is 6 Afraid Of 7, Because 7 Eight 9.
Me:Shut Up You Fuckin SchloonBug
by Zack & Justen October 29, 2004
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