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A cock that is an absolute monster. Much larger than a schledium or a schlong) and with great girth.
Girl 1: So how was your date night?
Girl 2: I almost ended up in a wheel chair, turns out that old made has an absolute Schlonster
Girl 2: I almost ended up in a wheel chair, turns out that old made has an absolute Schlonster
by Wados18 May 08, 2020