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The act of longing for the perfect schlong.
Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.
by schlonging515 June 25, 2020
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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The act of longing to engage in sexual acts.
Woman: "Rough day?"
Man: "Not really... except that I've been schLonging for you all day."
by fly_fisher November 30, 2011
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To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.
Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.
by Anastasia Beverhausen September 27, 2005
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John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.
by jakes_son99 June 03, 2009
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When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging
Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.
by Schlonger September 10, 2005
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