The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning