The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.
He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!
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by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021
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A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)
Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv
Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop
Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop
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by Stroke 69 November 11, 2019
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