schlong

southeast Michigan slang for marijuana

SEE ALSO: skizzong

blaze that schlong 'til the break of dawn!!

by TREASURE_TROVE June 19, 2008

schlong

1- popular term for a man's well eh youknowwhat

2- to put some manly flavor to it

ad 1 : 'he hasn't showered for days, he MUST have a smelly schlong by now'

ad 2 : 'yeah you know that party started a bit dull, so I schlonged it by buying everybody a beer ! '

by TheDanHipster December 2, 2009

schlong

Shlong is slang for Noodle.

I would really like a steaming bowl of Chicken Schlong Soup, Tasha.

by KiraDawn September 21, 2006

schlong

A very feminine woman.

She is such a schlong lady.

by Penni January 14, 2007

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005

Schlonged

Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.

"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."

by DarthChuck December 24, 2015

schlonged

A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.

Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election

by Redleo500 December 23, 2015