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A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG
Most Europeans have large schlongs.
by Ren Finley August 30, 2004
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(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.
This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.
by yeeeyooodaaaa January 26, 2012
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The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth
i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong
by Louis P January 03, 2006
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A long object that is over 12 inches and is used to tickle ears
Dude,Tina's ears are red. Fred musta whipped his schlong out on her.
by Richard Nickson April 27, 2008
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