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A jew
Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels
by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Sigmund Freud's middle name, which is coincidently similar to another german word: schlong. Application is limited to a serpent.
Freud's passion may have been inspired by his schlomo.
by Little Albert's Mother May 02, 2009
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Noun:
Someone who is really lazy.
usually describes someone who is chilling at home, wearing pijamas all day, being really slow with everything.

It's can be used as something negative OR positive depending on the situation.

If it happens once in a while and you just have a chilled out day at home with your friends, a schlomo day in front of TV can be awesome.

If you are just a lazy person, who eats to much, gets fat, never goes out, ditched his friends and just schlomes around all day, it obviously is negative.

To use it as an insult:
Even if you don't know the person, but you can suggest from his look that he is quite a schlomo (either he/she is fat, looks like a computer geek or looks totally boring), you can use the term as an insult. In this case schlomo has the same meaning as loser.

In this case you can use it instead of the word "loser".

M: "Fuck, I failed on my driving test for the third time. I'm such a schlomo."
L: "Oh jheezz, yesterday this schlomo from work made a move on me..how can he possibly think that I would go out with him?"
G: "Hey dude, I tried reaching you all weekend, there was a massive pool-party at my freinds place, what have you been up to?"
M: "I didn't do anything this weekend, I stayed at home in my PJ's watching O.C. all over again from season 1."
G: "Oh man, you are such a schlomo, you missed out on the party of the year!!!"
by schlomobear1 May 26, 2011
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Someone who is very slow at EVERYTHING that is urgent.
Man, Jessica was being a real schlomo at that last God Wars trip...
by Pigmonkey December 19, 2007
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noun

That protruding roll of skin on the back of a bald black man's head.
Hey, check out the schlomo on that guy, do you think it pinches when he looks up?
by Big Island October 03, 2018
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