The action of consuming an alchoholic beverage, poured from a large height such as the top of a staircase. Typically it requires 2 partcipants, the one who pours and the one who drinks. One could however perform a self-schlog if using a grabor.

someone who is sexy beyond mean

When a man has a long penis it’s called a “schlong”. In a different scenario; you take a shit and it’s an extremely long turd. This is where “schlog” comes in. Because it’s a long log.

v. overmedicate someone to the point of sedation
a. the state of being overmedicated

Creating the appearance of jogging while going much slower; often characterized by awkward Trex arms at the sides and heavy breathing

When one has a drink in their mouth and they laugh so hard it comes out of their nose and mouth.