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A crusty, long, misshapen penis, often belonging to a pirate
Kyle: Hey, what did you guys think of the party?
Colonel Mustard: I don't know dude, there were too many grimy schlancks hanging around
by readingisfun101 September 28, 2010
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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1. The person who gets shafted by having the bowl cashed right before their hit.

2. To intentionally cash the bowl so the next person can't get a hit.
1. Damn, I'm the schlanck.

2. I'm gonna schlanck you, bitch!
by sizabowl January 14, 2008
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