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verb:

pronunciation: "shh-la-goop"

1. To insert something forcefully into another object, especially if the target object is very viscous, squishy, or slimy

2. Could be used as an alternative to "fuck", commonly used to insult or berate others
Use 1: "I schlagooped a handful of jelly into a jar"

Use 2: "go shlagoop yourself
by Ari_the_Owl March 28, 2021
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
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