Your penis and ballsack, a sloppy, floppy package.
Yo, I know you don’t want to fuck me no more but don’t tell me you don’t miss my Schlaberlatz.
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A person or thing that has a strange look. For example a long beard, snot from the nose, or tentacles, or a wobbling stomach.

Synonym: wobbler
"Man that guy has a schlaberlatz"
"Did you see that guy's schlaberlatz hanging from his nose?"
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