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Top definition
Schizophrenic smooching
Practicing for a
real kiss
by
kissing
yourself in a
mirror
.
Many teenagers try
schizophrenic smooching
because they don't want to
disgrace
themselves at their
first kiss
.
by
Pacmaniac
June 24, 2011
Get a
Schizophrenic smooching
mug for your Uncle Callisto.