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Low German word for something lopsided or askew, commonly used by those who live in southern Manitoba to point out that something is very crooked
"Woah, that square on the whiteboard is pretty schief"
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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pronounced shkeyf.

is a word for an ugly chick.
adam and nick are walking down the street. a woman passes by, adam says to nick, "would you tap that?" nick replies, "nah man she's a fucking schief"
by pilot91 May 13, 2011
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1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.
1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"
by Ashley Jordan May 03, 2008
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