Schiavo, proper v. To put one into a vegetative state limiting their activites to *blink* grrmrmmrrrnnn *blink*
1) That girls titties were so big, I was Schiavoed. 2) If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to Schiavo your ass. 3) You Schiavoed me at "hello."
by Schiavo March 30, 2005
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The state of being extremely hungry; famished.
All Chauncey had to eat that Saturday was a bag of chips and half a custard-style yogurt container. By the time the dinner hour had arrived, he was completely schiavoed.
by Robert Fagles April 30, 2006
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vt: To pursue the untimely death of a disabled person for personal gain or convenience.
In the early part of the 21st century, it became necessary for Americans to draw up detailed legal documents to avoid being schiavoed by their relatives or the government in case of becoming disabled.
by Snickelfritz March 25, 2005
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The act of willfully and purposefully murdering a human being in a cruel manner and with the assistance and sanction of state authorities. schiavo•ing, schiavo•ed
Through careful planning and cold calculation, Dick managed to schiavo his defenseless, bedridden wife for profit as well as his own convenience.
by razer April 06, 2005
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In an age where christianity and political correctness conflict there's a point where it all must come to and end.

Schiavo:goodbye,the end,may we meet again in another time....etc

as a lay dying here from a coathanger induced abortion is say "schiavo!" may i be a remebered as a tool for the wacky christians at large, god bless america!
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1.The act putting one in a persistant vegetative state, past tense.

also see: meat statue
Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.

Guy: That's messed up

Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.
by mouse May 13, 2005
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someone who is extremely absent-minded, ditzy, or dumb. especially in relation to girls who appear to have eating disorders.
Have you talked to Rachel today? She was being a total schiavo and it was driving me up the wall.
by fhmb March 27, 2005
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