Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.
by matt thermopolis November 28, 2010
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To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.
"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"
by Justin Style June 20, 2005
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Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.
"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"
by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005
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Man I got so schiavoed last night i wound up making out with some fat chick.
by joe April 13, 2005
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(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.
Poncho: Hey, Bryan, the computer froze and I can't figure out how to fix it.
Bryan: Looks like you'll have to Schiavo it.
by Bryan Reier September 06, 2005
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To feel hungry or starved.

Originated from the Terry Schiavo right-to-die debate, and it only went downhill from there.
I'm feelin' schiavo. Let's head to taco bell...
by Aaron Sine March 30, 2005
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