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When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants
"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"
by Shadow7979 October 02, 2017
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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