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A woman that is very crusty, ugly, and mean. She is a bitch and everyone hates her. She needs some lotion for her crusty ass hands. She also needs some mints because her breath smells like shit.
"Ew I met this terrible woman. She was such a bitch and she needs some mints and lotion. " " Oh you must have met a scheff"
by Crust123 January 22, 2017