Religion founded by Carter Scheer (aka The Sheerak). His apostles, the selected few of Scheerism, WILL convert everyone to Scheerism. When the time comes, all Scheerads will wage jihad on every religion until they convert or die by the blade of Carter’s sword. Another teaching includes that Carter is a greater god than SHREK, but they get along. Convert now before it is too late.

the act of texting people while you are pooping