A Schapker is an amazing individual. Migrating from Germany in the mid 1900’s to the Midwest, the Schapker’s do whatever the fuck they want. They enjoy good beer, pizza, and horse races.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.