Pronounced skulk
Extremely sexy man with gorgeous dark eyes and a f#cking killer smile......

Something to materbate about....often

The object of any 20 something year old's sexual fantasies.

Also known as a Mister
Schalk is flippen hot!
by K ! June 26, 2012
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pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes
doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium
by zeichnicht February 04, 2010
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A tall dark haired man with unrealistic dreams that should be crushed . He tends to do whatever he wants with no regard to others .
Ai ! Schalk has done something stupid again .
by Funkyswan February 08, 2019
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To completely and utterly dominate in the bedroom causing mass destruction. Usually refered to acts of sexual act and leaves an everlasting impression. Commonly known as a sith in the sheets.
That hottie getting schalked tonight
by Savage247 September 06, 2018
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Schalke is a german soccerteam founded in 1904.
Schalke won their last two games
by AnBear February 07, 2017
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