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An extreme form of schadenfreude displayed when showing absolute glee at another's misery or misfortune.
Mo: I see your team lost last night, ha ha ha, I almost feel sorry for you, loser!
Matt: oh right, been having a schadenwank have you?
Matt: oh right, been having a schadenwank have you?
by Merlinho April 26, 2009
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020