Urban Dictionary: Schad-on

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An erection of the penis aroused by extreme enjoyment of schadenfreude.

Noun: Schad-on.
Plural Noun: Schad-ons.

I just saw a cyclist fall over at the traffic lights, it gave me a massive schad-on.

by rob260 February 29, 2016

May 4 Word of the Day

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

by LolWut098 December 30, 2020

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