Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.

A situation where one of your friends gets to drunk and ruins everyones good time.

Accidentally shitting your pants, generally in a public place, car, or while intoxicated.

(n.) a party at which you drink only cases of the worst beer.

When the worst gets worse, when the event turns from horable to dangorous

An ambiguous scenario you cannot truly ever know the truth of, typically revolving around titties.

When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.