by inventor of whork November 09, 2010
When you are trying to tell a legit story one on one, but it might sound perverted or disgusting if other people hear it.
The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.
You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
The person listening can't hear you, or doesn't understand it at first, so you yell. Simultaneously, the entire room gets quiet.
You end up embarrassed and a wierdo for several minutes.
Matt: "What? I couldn't hear that last part, say it one more time."
Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"
Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
Scott: "I said, I stuck it in the hole crooked, so she didn't give my money back!"
Matt: "Owch man, total schoolbus scenario, sorry."
by omgrebaomg April 21, 2009
1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.
2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.
The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)
by Moogyboobles May 14, 2005
The pinnacle of F1 racing, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross
Bono: "Scenario 7 Lewis"
Lewis Hamilton: "I can't do that, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross."
Bono: "Oh yeah sorry forgot about that"
Lewis Hamilton: "I can't do that, scenario 7 can only be used by the greatest drivers ever like: gorge Russel, Lando Norris and Nick Ross."
Bono: "Oh yeah sorry forgot about that"
by THE_M1LKM4N September 01, 2020
Scenario 3 is a Blow Job performed as last resort after your imagined or projected sequence of events, especially any of several detailed plans or possibilities have failed.
After going through Scenarios 1 and 2 and failing to close the sale, CJ resorted to Scenario 3 in order to seal the deal.
by Bango1 February 09, 2017
An experience with sex.
One time suzy shoved his penis in me and it felt so gooood.
I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.
*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.
I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.
*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.
by cuddlebear May 26, 2014
The Helvetica Scenario is when the queen leaves the nest, or the center of calcium. this can happen when making industrial calcium. Noone really knows where the makers of Look Around You came up with this idea but it is thought that it could possibly be an inside joke(possibly to the entire country) that the U.S. is left out of. When helvetica happens you do not want to be anywhere near that area. your face will melt off which is pretty bad.
It is not only limited to calcium however, it can also happen with i-calcium atomic weight 42.
It is not only limited to calcium however, it can also happen with i-calcium atomic weight 42.
this is the only way to express it.
The Helvetica Scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7XH2ulTEU&feature=related
The Helvetica Scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7XH2ulTEU&feature=related
by gdug27 February 23, 2009