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Nasty ass bitch with some sort of venereal disease or anal itch that should be force fed bleach stabbed with a rusty screwdriver and anally penetrated by a rabid raccoon and burnt in a pool of feces.
Bitch was jones to suck my dick, so I made that sceeber use a dental dam
by thetotalpackagex April 18, 2011
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A term used to describe an area of dead skin or scab, can also be used as a derogatory term as an insult!

It is a commonly used term in Orkney since its invention by Sammy R!
"Check the sceeber over there" or "I need some cream to relieve my sceebers"
by Matt and Jinky April 22, 2010
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