Leif: Brooo Nahirah came to my crib and chewed me and I kicked her out
Jah: 😂😂 you “scatted” cannon!
Jah: 😂😂 you “scatted” cannon!
by @Jahh215 January 04, 2018
by ❤Heather🎀Rae❤ February 15, 2015
The non-shit-eating form
Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.
Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"
Scatting is an old jazz term used to describe a jazz singer saying/singing random words and phrases of nonsensical words. Recent Scatting: Scatman John (R.I.P) and his song collection.
Often includes the words Skap, dap, dee, doo, do, bop, boop, swee, wee, wap, wop, skee, bap etc. and most words are intercepted by an "a"
Scott: Hey i'm gonna listen to some Scat
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!
Danny: Ew, sounds gross
Scat: Skap-a-dap-a-diddily-bap
Scott: Ohhh yeahhhhh, that's scatting for you
Danny: lolz
Scat: Ski-ba-doo-doodily-bap-swee-do-dee-bop!
by Scatman Scott May 08, 2008
Scat : To eat excrement.
McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.
HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.
Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.
Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.
McScat : To eat a McDonalds burger.
HotScat: To empty ones bowels over the
wife 3 hours after eating a
very hot curry.
Scatter
gun : To drop a load on the missus
after dining heavily on lentils
which don't digest and turn the
anus into a machine gun.
Scat
blues : A disapointing end to the
nights fun due to excessive
straining caused by the
consumption of to many eggs.
John and Mandy were on their way home from the pub.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.
"Do you fancy a "McScat" Mandy?" said John.
"Eughh! not likely" said Mandy. "What about a curry"?
"We had a "HotScat" last week and the flat still stinks" said John. I fancy a "scattergun".
"Well I don't" said Mandy "those undigested lentils really hurt when they come firing out your arse at 100mph. I was covered in little bruises last time, as well as loads of shit" she added.
John frowned slightly and played lovingly with Mandys hair. "At least we won't have the "ScatBlues" tonight my love as I ate some king sized lavative bars earlier and I can feel some rumbling"
"Oh John, I love you" said Mandy.
"I love you to" said john.
by skinupman November 20, 2004