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When the anus or "arse" itches for a prolonged period of time, that no scratch can sub-due........and gets excessively painful ater a while.
Person 1: Aww man, i have such a scarse going on

Person 2: How long has it been?

Person 1: About a week or so.

Person 2: Oh! So early days then

Person 1: ..........What?
by Damo_Time February 07, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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