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A situation where a woman's areola and nipple cover the majority of her breast.

Derived from the words: AREOLA-area around a woman's nipple. and SCARY: To be very frightening.
"I took Betty Sue out last night. When we got home she wanted to have sexual relations. I had to decline because that bitch had some nasty ass scareolas."
by hunter349 April 16, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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