(Verb- human form of scarecrow) To scarehoe, scarehoed

The art of tagging your significant other in your best pics together in order to saturate his page with pictures of YOU. The goal is to ignite inferiority and insecurity within the hoes lurking in his friends list. Stick it out, hit that angle, and snap a pout ladies. Scarehoe your way to fidelity. They don't want none

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A broke ass, want to be pimp that can't attract, get, and keep a bitch on his on merirts.