A brainless person...usually an elder, parent...
Maryellen is an obvious Scarecrow...while she is my Mother, she presumes to be an airhead, brainless and clueless...and she frightens others...
by Miss Dot April 03, 2017
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Scared of peoples judgement and ends up creating an herpes eyesore
by Scowl September 27, 2018
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A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.
" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"
by CircdeNueve November 15, 2017
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The act of standing in a window or doorway in a commanding pose to assert physical dominance and ward off unwelcomed visitors through intimidation, especially while fully or partially nude.

Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.
"My manager was scarecrowing me so hard from her office that now I can't send her emails or bring her coffee without getting an anxiety attack and a boner at the same time."

"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."

*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"
by SlinkeyDink June 17, 2020
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A person who gets turned on from scarecrows and wants to have relation ships with them
Hey billy loves the scarecrows

Isn't he scarecrow sexual
yes i suppose he is
by Billygamer44444 December 18, 2017
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a person who, by their attitude, words, demeanor, or looks, repels women.
Q: Hey, should we ask Campbell to go? A: fuck no, that guy is a pussy scarecrow!
by poke county, effelay February 16, 2015
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