I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.

I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.

I'll see you in a scaramucci!

"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."