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One of the hottest mfs in a game called Genshin Impact. He’s also the sixth of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.

He may be short but that’s because all of those inches went somewhere else 😏...

it went in his fucking hat. 😐 what did you think I was gonna say you dirty minded idiot. I obviously meant his hat, have you seen how big that thing is? It’s basically an umbrella.

Nah I’m just kidding, I did mean his dick. πŸ˜©β€ΌοΈ

Anyways he appears in an event that was a while ago so too bad for you if you missed it you should’ve started playing this amazing game earlier.

He’ll probably become a playable electro catalyst character later on.

Btw has a quite controlling and mean attitude which makes him 10x hotter
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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A character in genshin impact that shows up in the unreconciled stars event and is also the sexiest mf alive. Secretly a cat, hides his cat ears in his big stupid umbrella looking hat but still sexc. Voice sexc. If villain bad,,,,, why sexc?
Person A: I simp for scaramouche
Person B: don't we all?
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1.- A cowardly braggart in traditional Italian comedy that serves as the unscrupulous and unreliable servant. The common theme of this stock character type is his affinity for intrigue, which lands him in precarious situations. He will usually manage to extricate himself, primarily by chance, leaving an innocent victim to bear the brunt of the consequences of his follies.

2.- A historical book by Rafael Sabatini later adapted to stage

This is whom Freddie Mercury was referencing in the Queen song "Bohemian Rhapsody".

Derived from, and often mistaken for, "Scaramuccia", which is Italian for "skirmish".
If the current financial crisis were a Commedia dell'Arte, the American Investment Bankers and CEOs would play the part of Scaramouches, and the working class the victims of their follies.
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Scaramouche is a very sexc character from genshin impact. πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›
He is one of the Fatui Harbingers.

This biatch is probably like 5β€˜2 but could still rail me bc he ga dawmn sexy.
Scaramouche catboy supremacy 🧎 β™€οΈπŸ§Ž β™€οΈπŸ§Ž ♀️
Simp simp simp simp simp

Anyways, He is so sexc like oh my gawd I can’t- I can’t- πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
Saving all my primos for this stupid mf. 🀝🀝🀝
Pls to every wattpad author write more x reader fics with him πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ
Yeeee I need them for a school project πŸ€ͺπŸ˜œπŸ˜‹πŸ€ͺπŸ˜›πŸ€ͺπŸ˜‹
Anyways Stan Scaramouche for clear skin 😜😜😜😜😜
Normal person: Can you stop saying you want Scaramouche to rail you till your bones are broken ?? πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Me:... no
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1. My husband (No one fact-check that)
2. He is hot
3. Best villain in Genshin Impact
4. He has big ding dong that can choke you
5. He is hot
6. He can kill you and you'd enjoy it
ex.1

person 1: OMG!! I just got c4 Scaramouche.
person 2: You're so lucky bestie!
person 3: I have c6....
person 1 and 2: Your such a simp.
person 3: I know. I love Scaramouche, no one can stop me

ex. 2
Scaramouche and Kazuha know each other and Scaramouche will not die.
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In Italian Theater Scaramouche is a tiny cowardly man who enjoys pranks and feeling powerful, surprisingly similar too his Genshin counterpart who is a flat earther
"So Long Suckers" Scaramouches says as he walks away into the light after revelaing he's a flat earther
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